If You're Not Fucking Cooking It, Don't Fucking Look At It - PDF Cross Stitch Pattern


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  • This is an instant download .PDF FILE pattern that includes three pages: a color preview, a black and white chart with symbols, and a key. The key will tell you the exact DMC colors and amounts you will need.

    You will be able to instantly download and print this pattern upon purchase.

    If you're not fucking cooking it, don't fucking look at it.

    This is designed to be stitched up for your kitchen. Are you sick of your friends/lovers/children/grandchildren lifting the fucking lids off of your slow-cooking dishes and NOT PUTTING THEM BACK? Or opening the oven and LETTING OUT THE HEAT?

    Are you sick of telling them to fuck off yourself?

    Stitch up this baby instead.

    Despite the mature language, it is said with love. I'm cooking you a delicious thing, STOP RUINING IT, YOU RUINER!

    This pattern is designed to fit a 5x7" frame when stitched on 14-count fabric.

    Backstitch text in dark brown, border in greens and pinks. This pattern is appropriate for intermediate stitchers.

    All patterns are © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2015
    Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products for profit is not permitted.

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