April Pattern Sale - Any 4 for $18

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$ 18.00




  • This is a springtime gift from me to you, fellow stitchers! Your annual April cross-stitch pattern sale.

    If you're anything like me, the emerging sunshine and warmer temperatures makes you want to do one thing:

    ...SIT INSIDE AND CROSS STITCH!

    This deal allows you to get any four of my printable .PDF cross stitch patterns for $18!

    With this deal you may choose (4) of my cross stitch patterns. They will then be emailed to you within 24 hours of purchase (though probably much sooner).

    ***PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL AND YOUR FOUR CHOICES AS A "NOTE" WHEN YOU PURCHASE!***

    Each pattern is a .pdf file consisting of three pages: a color preview, a grid with symbols, and a key, including the exact DMC colors you will need.

    You may choose from the following (over 180!) lovely stephXstitch patterns:

    The BIG ONES (for intermediate stitchers)

    -A Woman's Place is In The Revolution
    -A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All
    -Angry Liberal Feminist Killjoy
    -Behold the field in which I grow my fucks
    -Carry Yourself w/ the Confidence of A Mediocre White Man
    -CUNT
    -Da Beast
    -Doge meme
    -Don't Just Stand There, Bust A Move!
    -Everyone Gets What They Deserve
    -EXTRA
    -Fiddle-Dee Fuck
    -Fuck Your Internalized Misogyny
    -Go the Fuck to Sleep
    -Hobbit Quote (It's a dangerous business...)
    -I Don't Know Her
    -I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
    -In Loving Memory of Our Dearly Defarted
    -IT'LL PASS
    -Je Fucking T'aime
    -Lord of the Rings Arwen Quote
    -Mutha Fucking Treestars, Bitch
    -Never Trust a Big Butt and A Smile
    -Nevertheless She Persisted
    -Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum
    -Pimpin' Ain't Easy
    -Pinterest Explosion
    -PISS OFF
    -Please Don't to Coke in the Bathroom 8x10"
    -RuPaul (If you can't love yourself)
    -SEND NUDES
    -The Situation Room
    -Sometimes I Wish You Weren't So Fucking Stupid
    -STAUNCH
    -Stitch Faster, Fight Harder
    -Swamp Sweet Swamp
    -We Are The Granddaughters of the Witches You Weren't Able to Burn
    -What Would the Taylors Do?
    -You're Not Your Fucking Khakis


    The Medium Ones! (for beginner to intermediate)

    -Bad Hombre
    -Be Excellent To Each Other
    -Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka...
    -Bollocks
    -Boo You Whore
    -Boy Bye
    -Broke As Fuck and Living it Up
    -But I Already Did Something Today
    -Can You Not?
    -Cash Pile Up
    -Chicago Flag 5x7"
    -Clear Alcohols are for Rich Women on Diets
    -COCK
    -Damn Fine Cup of Coffee
    -Did We Just Become Best Friends?
    -Do No Harm But Take No Shit
    -Dogs Welcome, People Tolerated
    -Don't Be Shitty
    -Douchebag
    -Draxx Them Sklounst
    -Empowered Women Empower Women
    -Everything Happens for a Reason...
    -Everything Popular is Wrong
    -Ermahgerd!
    -Fancy As Fuck
    -Flames on the Side of my Face
    -Fuck Cancer
    -Fuck Politeness
    -Fucking YIKES
    -Fuckity Bye
    -Fuckopause
    -Fuck You Pay Me
    -The Future Is Female
    -Ga Fuck Ya Self
    -Go Away, I'm Introverting
    -Grab Life By The Balls
    -Has Anyone Really Been Far Even As Decided To Use...
    -Her?
    -Here's the Thing: Fuck Everyone
    -Here's to Those Who Wish Us Well & Those Who Don't Can Go Fuck Themselves
    -Home is Where No Pants Is
    -Home is Where The Pants Aren't
    -Home is Where The Bra Comes Off
    -Hummus Where the Heart Is
    -I Am Untethered and My Rage Knows No Bounds
    -I Choo chop choose you
    -I Don't Fucking Care If You Like It
    -I Don't Understand the Question and I Won't Respond To It
    -I Drink and I Know Things
    -I Have to Return Some Videotapes
    -I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face
    -If it's Yellow Let it Mellow
    -If you're not fucking cooking it...
    -I'll Fucking Stab You
    -I'm Just a Normal, Functioning Member of Society...
    -I'm Not Superstitious, but I am a Little Stitious
    -I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I Am
    -Implied Consent Mistletoe
    -Is Butter A Carb?
    -It's Not Drinking Alone if Your Kids are Home
    -Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal
    -Keys, Phone, Wallet
    -Leave Your Stupid Comments in Your Pocket
    -Lesbo
    -Life Ain't Shit but a Fat Vagina
    -Like A Boss
    -Looking Like A Fool with your Pants on the Ground
    -Love All, Trust Few, Do Wrong to None
    -Love is a Reciprocal Torture
    -Maybe Everything Isn't Garbage
    -Mortgage Sweet Mortgage
    -Nasty Woman
    -Never Read the Comments
    -No Place Like Home
    -NOPE
    -Ok Boomer
    -Our Lives are Dope and We Do Dope Shit
    -Please Don't Do Coke in My Bathroom 5x7"
    -Please Don't Feed the Dust Bunnies
    -Please Don't Fuck in my Bathroom
    -Please Make the Fucking Bed
    -(Pumpkin Spice Intensifies)
    -Pussy Cat w/ Pussy Hat
    -Put a Bird on It
    -Reclaiming My Time
    -SAFE SPACE
    -SAME
    -(screaming internally)
    -Serenity Now
    -Shake it Like a Salt Shaker
    -Shit Happens
    -Smash the Patriarchy
    -Snug Life
    -Sons of Bitches!
    -Sorry I'm Not Sorry
    -Stop Collaborate Listen
    -Ten Out of Ten People Die
    -Thanks, I Hate It
    -These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends
    -Tight Dick, Bro
    -Treat Yo Self
    -Trust No Bitch
    -Turn off the Oven
    -TWAT
    -U MAD BRO?
    -Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History
    -Well Powder Me In Sugar and Call Me A Donut
    -What (and I cannot emphasize this enough) the Fuck?
    -What in the Actual Fuck?
    -When They Go Low, We Go High
    -When Work Feels Overwhelming Remember that You're Going to Die
    -Work is the Curse of the Drinking Classes
    -YAS Queen
    -Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker
    -YOLO 5x7
    -You Can Do the Thing
    -You Can't Make Everyone Happy, You're Not Tequila
    -You Can't Piss on Hospitality
    -You Say Potato, I Say Vodka
    -You're Not My Supervisor!
    -You're Obviously Suffering From Delusions of Adequacy
    -You're My Family and I Love You But You're Terrible
    -You're Tacky And I Hate You
    -Your Opinion, Man (Big Lebowski)


    the tiny ones (Great for beginners!)

    -BAE
    -Chicago Flag hearts 2x3"
    -Heart My Bike
    -Help Me, I'm Poor
    -Ho Ho Hoe
    -Holy Balls
    -I Can't Even
    -LIT AF
    -Not Great, Bob!
    -Per My Last Email
    -Pride Flag
    -Shitter's Full
    -SSDGM
    -Tiny Blerg
    -Tiny Cunt
    -Tiny Fuck
    -Tiny Nope
    -Tiny Yolo
    -U UP?
    -Werk
    -Y THO?
    -YAS
    -Your Dumb


    All patterns are © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2019 All Rights Reserved
    Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products for profit is not permitted.

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